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 آگهی استخدام پالایشگاه نفْس!




 پالایشگاه نفْس، به منظور  تامین و تکمیل کادر تخصصی خود ، تعدادی نیروی تمام وقت ، واجد شرایط ذیل را به همکاری دعوت مینماید .

1 - تاکنون لقمه حرام از گلویش پایین نرفته باشد . واکسن ، سرم ، تزریق های خوراکی و موارد مشابه شامل این ممنوعیت میباشد .
2 - تاکنون به هیج وجه ، شخصاً داوطلب تصدی پست و مقامی نشده باشد ، مگر در  موارد ضروری که تصدی منحصر به او باشد .
3 - تاکنون برای به کرسی نشاندن حرف و نظر خود ، دهن کسی را گِل نگرفته باشد .
4 - تاکنون ترک تحصیل علم نکرده باشد .
5 - تاکنون گوشت برادر مرده خود را نخورده باشد .( پشت سر کسی صفحه نگذاشته باشد )
6 - تاکنون از سامانه پ ، پ ، پ استفاده نکرده باشد .
7 - دوره های خود سازی به ویژه در ماه مبارک رمضان را طی کرده باشد .
8 - گوشش برای شنیدن حرف حق ، کاملاً باز و کمر همت را بسته باشد .
9 - در بیان، عمل و دفاع از حق و حقیقت، ولو به ضرر خود و یا خانواده و دوستان وی بوده، کوتاهی نکرده باشد.
10 - کمتر شعار داده ، فقط برای دیگران وعظ و نصیحت نکرده ، خود اولین عامِل به آنچه میگوید بوده ، در حقیقت عالمِ عامل باشد .
11 - با ابلیس رابطه نداشته ، زندگی او چراگاه شیطان نباشد .
12 - اهل ریا و خدعه نبوده ،حقوق کسی را لگد مال نکرده باشد .
13 - ضمن تلاش برای افزایش سطح اشتغال، تاکنون کسی را سر کار نگذاشته باشد .
14 - هیچگونه گرایشی به سمت چپ ، راست ، بالا و پایین نداشته ، فقط گرایش وی به سمت خدا باشد .

داوطلبان متقاضی واجد شرایط ، میتوانند تقاضای خود را به آدرس زیر ارسال نمایند :
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